Pissed off the IT guy, he said he was going to give me a black eye…. touche IT guy.
jESUS CHRIST THAT’S TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
I just… I can’t even…
I posted this like in a minute and I have likes woah
you woman are my hero.
I said this to my boyfriend as a joke, and he kissed my belly and said ‘Both. Both is good.’
Omg this is the coolest thing ever! 0.0
These are so friggen excellent holy cow
no pam i dont want a bagel im already going to be late have you seen my keys
if you’ve ever wanted to hear Ariana Grande make the word “crotch” sound beautiful this is your chance
Oh my fucking god.
Do you see this?
Peeps Marshmallow Chicks do not accurately represent a real chick in any way.
They are shorter, they are unnaturally yellow, they have little dots for eyes.
If Peeps were actual real chicks, they would have serious health complications because they are made of sugar and gelatin.
Above all that, if a Peep chick wanted to walk, it could not. It would nosedive, because it has no legs or arms or actually any moving ligaments whatsoever.
I hope I inspired chicks everywhere with this message.
Remember, when you look in the mirror, it’s not you who’s ugly.
It’s society that’s ugly.